HISTORY
MENTIONED IN THE GAME NOTES:
...k who we had on defense!”
Kelly Park (Motley Crue Mustangs): “We didn’t win. The Whalers just lost harder.”
Takeaways
Mustangs: Embarras...
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...ATION: Gamblers 5, Lumberjacks 1...
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...r the Tuck goal at 5:01 from that Selfish Bastard
Kelly Park. Jonas “Jesus Hair” Spaulding had his hair flowing in the wind as he skated up and down, back and forth, and in and out all over the rink just showing it off and not really doing anything...
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...p; and maybe for that selfish bastard and ice hog
Kelly Park, too!POST-GAME:Clearly, our two most loyal and consistent fans, Autumn and Hailey, are being highlighted in this post-game report sponsored by Applebee’s. These two lovely girlfrien...
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McDefense, aka HKYDOC...
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...spectfully submitted,McDefense, aka HKYDOC...
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...ame winner tonight, was 45 years old, the same as
Kelly Park. He was an original UVHLer from our first season on 2003-04. He asked how many from the first season were still playing and I think it’s only a handful now… Gaede, Park, Meyer, Marrazzo&...
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... out. But don’t worry, all you stat whores!
Kelly Park will sit at his computer watching Live Barn and Porn Hub simultaneously and will dole out all appropriate assists (especially his own) between scenes of anal and pretty feet. Wait… that’...
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