Two teams enter, one team leaves... with a .500 record and a shot at clawing out of the mid-table mess. The Lumberjacks (2-3-0) and Mustangs (2-3-0) are set to battle it out in what could determine the early-season tone for both squads. Both teams have looked like contenders at times and downright baffling at others.The Lumberjacks won the first meeting this season 4-2, powered by strong play from Nathan "DeRoofa" DeLuca and Luke "Spiceman" McCormick, who combined to keep the Mustangs from taking advantage of their typically questionable third-period endurance. The Mustangs, meanwhile, have shown glimpses of brilliance but can’t seem to stop bleeding goals, often resembling a screen door on a submarine.
With both teams sitting at 2-3-0 and a playoff berth on the line this season, this matchup is critical—and probably going to be wildly entertaining. The Mustangs have the edge defensively (slightly), but the Lumberjacks hold the firepower up front, scoring five more goals than the Mustangs this season. With both teams near the bottom of the standings in goals allowed, it’s safe to bet that this game will be less about defense and more about who can outscore the other.
Key Players to Watch: Lumberjacks:
Nathan “DeRoofa” DeLuca (10 points): A league-leading sniper tied for 1st in UVHL scoring, DeLuca can single-handedly change the game. Fun fact: he eats five peanut butter sandwiches before every game. No jelly. Just peanut butter.
Neil “Mac Attack” MacKenzie (9 points): The Lumberjacks’ setup man is tied for second in league scoring and has been a nightmare for opposing defenses with his silky hands and uncanny ability to make you look like a traffic cone.
Luke “Spiceman” McCormick: The backbone of the Jacks. If he doesn’t stand on his head, the Lumberjacks might as well head straight to the post-game beers by the second period.
Mustangs:
Jamal “The Savage” Sabky (8 points): Sabky’s dynamic play has been one of the few bright spots for the Mustangs this season. He’s known for his smooth skating and ability to turn defenders into memes.
Will “The Thrill” Mudge (5 points): The captain has been vocal about the team’s struggles, once quipping, “If defense wins championships, we’re out here winning participation ribbons.”
Colin “C-Money” Farr: Farr will need to channel his inner brick wall if the Mustangs have any hope of containing DeLuca and company.
Quotes from Around the League:
Jay Zanleoni (Lumberjacks): “We respect the Mustangs, but also, they’re like an IKEA dresser—easy to break down.
Will Mudge (Mustangs): “Last game was a fluke. This time, we’ve got a secret weapon: trying harder.”
Neil MacKenzie (Lumberjacks): “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”
Odds & Predictions:
Moneyline: Lumberjacks -140, Mustangs +120
Over/Under: 8.5 goals
Prop Bets:
DeLuca to score 2+ goals (+200)
Sabky to record 2+ assists (+150)
McCormick to make 35+ saves (+300)
Prediction: The Lumberjacks’ offense is clicking, and the Mustangs’ defensive lapses make this a tough matchup for them. Final score prediction: Lumberjacks 5, Mustangs 3. Storylines to Watch:
Can Farr Keep It Close? Farr has been solid this season, but he’ll need to be otherworldly to hold off the Lumberjacks’ top scorers.
Mustangs’ Defense: Fact or Fiction? This group struggles mightily in their own end, and they’ll have their hands full against a Lumberjacks team that loves crashing the crease.
Third-Period Meltdowns: The Lumberjacks are notorious for gassing leads late. Can the Mustangs exploit this and reverse the trend from their last meeting?
Final Word: This game has all the makings of a chaotic, high-scoring thriller. Both teams have plenty to play for, and with playoff implications already looming, expect this one to be physical, fast, and fun. Buckle up, UVHL fans—this could get messy. ????
Lumberjacks Dominate Mustangs, 7-3
Game Recap: Lumberjacks 7, Mustangs 3 Date: December 4th, 2024 Location: Mustang Ice Arena
Mustangs Look Like Glue Factory Material as Lumberjacks Roll 7-3
The Lumberjacks (3-3-0) stomped the Mustangs (2-4-0) in a game that was less hockey and more a live demonstration of why defensive zone drills are important. Nathan “DeRoofa” DeLuca put on a clinic with 4 goals and an assist, while Zach “Dangerous” Dayno and Neil “Mac Attack” MacKenzie carved through the Mustangs’ defense like a chainsaw through wet plywood.
1st Period: A Defensive Dumpster Fire for the Mustangs
The Lumberjacks wasted no time reminding everyone why the Mustangs’ defense is about as sturdy as a wet napkin.
1-0 (14:29): Just 31 seconds in, MacKenzie hit DeLuca with a cross-ice pass, and DeLuca split the D like they were parting the Red Sea. He finished with a forehand-backhand over Colin “C-Money” Farr, who was likely rethinking all his life choices.
2-0 (1:46):Matt Derouchie threw a pizza up the middle, and Nico Brands graciously accepted the delivery. Brands fed Greg “Marshmallow” Marsh in the slot, who poked in his own rebound. Meanwhile, the Mustangs’ defense stood around like they were admiring their skate laces.
3-0 (1:33): Just 13 seconds later, Dayno turned Rob “Tony The Tiger” Kellogg into a viral blooper reel, dangling him before casually sliding a backhander through Farr’s five-hole. Somewhere, Tony the Tiger cried.
End of the 1st: Lumberjacks 3, Mustangs 0 Shots: Lumberjacks 17, Mustangs 6 Fun Fact: Farr now has the legal right to kick every one of his teammates in the shin for that first period.
2nd Period: The Beatdown Continues
The Lumberjacks picked up right where they left off, putting the Mustangs into an even deeper hole.
4-0 (14:44):Zanleoni fed Marsh backdoor, and Marsh crashed into Farr before depositing the puck into the empty net. The Mustangs argued for goalie interference, but the ref probably thought, “They’re getting crushed anyway. Let’s just move on.”
5-0 (9:42): A tic-tac-toe play between MacKenzie, Dayno, and DeLuca was so pretty it could’ve been on a wedding cake. DeLuca’s one-timer from a sharp angle left Farr shaking his head in disbelief.
6-0 (6:27):DeLuca completed his hat trick with a laser from the bottom of the circle off a slick pass from Jordy “Magic Man” McGee. At this point, Farr was filing an HR complaint against his defense.
Finally, the Mustangs showed signs of life:
6-1 (0:16):Will “The Thrill” Mudge tipped a Greg “The Armenian Assassin” Dadekian shot past Luke “The Spiceman” McCormick, breaking the shutout and restoring a shred of Mustang dignity.
End of the 2nd: Lumberjacks 6, Mustangs 1 Shots: Lumberjacks 35, Mustangs 19 Fun Fact: The Lumberjacks had more goals than the Mustangs had quality defensive plays through 40 minutes.
3rd Period: Mustangs Try, But It’s Too Little, Too Late
The Mustangs started the final frame with some energy, but the Lumberjacks weren’t about to let up.
6-2 (12:14): Derouchie redeemed himself (a little) with a breakaway backhander through McCormick’s five-hole after a rare Lumberjacks turnover. Nico Brands gets a participation ribbon for deflecting the puck to Derouchie.
7-2 (9:52): Another beauty from DeLuca, who took a saucer pass from MacKenzie, faked out Farr with a forehand-backhand move, and chipped it into the net. The Mustangs’ bench started Googling “How to play defense.”
7-3 (6:10):Schuyler St. Germaine did the heavy lifting below the goal line, setting up James “Baker’s Dozen” Baker, who deked past a defender and slid it home. The Mustangs celebrated like they’d just won the Stanley Cup.
End of Regulation: Lumberjacks 7, Mustangs 3 Shots: Lumberjacks 41, Mustangs 34
Zach “Dangerous” Dayno – 1 goal, 3 assists, and a certified Mustang killer.
Greg “Marshmallow” Marsh – 2 goals, proving size and skill make a lethal combo.
Post-Game Quotes:
Luke McCormick: “Yeah, they got three goals, but I only cared about DeLuca getting four. That’s the real stat line.”
Colin Farr: “If I had to stop every breakaway, I’d be in the Hall of Fame by now.”
Nathan DeLuca: “When the defense plays like that, it’s like a free skate session. Thanks, Mustangs!”
The Aftermath:
The Lumberjacks climb back to .500 with a dominant performance, solidifying their top line as one of the most dangerous in the league. The Mustangs, meanwhile, continue to plummet, as their defensive issues remain more obvious than a goalie’s water bottle on the top shelf.
Lesson of the night: If you give the Lumberjacks space, they’ll bury you—over, and over, and over again.