THE

UPPER VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE

0 Whalers
6 Lumberjacks

Oct 18th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 WHL
6 LMJ

Oct
18th

5 Gamblers
10 Tuck

Oct 18th - 9:20PM
WABA

5 GMB
10 TCK

Oct
18th

7 Lumberjacks
4 Mustangs

Oct 25th - 7:55PM
WABA

7 LMJ
4 MTG

Oct
25th

8 Tuck
3 Whalers

Oct 25th - 9:20PM
WABA

8 TCK
3 WHL

Oct
25th

5 Gamblers
2 Mustangs

Nov 1st - 7:55PM
WABA

5 GMB
2 MTG

Nov
1st

7 Tuck
1 Lumberjacks

Nov 1st - 9:20PM
WABA

7 TCK
1 LMJ

Nov
1st

2 Gamblers
3 Whalers

Nov 8th - 7:55PM
WABA

2 GMB
3 WHL

Nov
8th

6 Mustangs
5 Tuck

Nov 8th - 9:20PM
WABA

6 MTG
5 TCK

Nov
8th

10 Whalers
0 Lumberjacks

Nov 15th - 7:55PM
WABA

10 WHL
0 LMJ

Nov
15th

4 Tuck
3 Gamblers

Nov 15th - 9:20PM
WABA

4 TCK
3 GMB

Nov
15th

3 Lumberjacks
8 Gamblers

Nov 29th - 7:55PM
WABA

3 LMJ
8 GMB

Nov
29th

7 Whalers
4 Mustangs

Nov 29th - 9:20PM
WABA

7 WHL
4 MTG

Nov
29th

2 Gamblers
1 Whalers

Dec 6th - 7:55PM
WABA

2 GMB
1 WHL

Dec
6th

7 Lumberjacks
1 Mustangs

Dec 6th - 9:20PM
WABA

7 LMJ
1 MTG

Dec
6th

0 Mustangs
9 Gamblers

Dec 13th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 MTG
9 GMB

Dec
13th

3 Lumberjacks
4 Whalers

Dec 13th - 9:20PM
WABA

3 LMJ
4 WHL

Dec
13th

2 Mustangs
4 Whalers

Dec 20th - 7:55PM
WABA

2 MTG
4 WHL

Dec
20th

5 Gamblers
1 Lumberjacks

Dec 20th - 9:20PM
WABA

5 GMB
1 LMJ

Dec
20th

5 Lumberjacks
2 Mustangs

Jan 3rd - 7:55PM
WABA

5 LMJ
2 MTG

Jan
3rd

1 Whalers
3 Gamblers

Jan 3rd - 9:20PM
WABA

1 WHL
3 GMB

Jan
3rd

5 Gamblers
3 Mustangs

Jan 10th - 7:55PM
WABA

5 GMB
3 MTG

Jan
10th

3 Whalers
9 Tuck

Jan 10th - 9:20PM
WABA

3 WHL
9 TCK

Jan
10th

4 Whalers
3 Mustangs

Jan 17th - 7:55PM
WABA

4 WHL
3 MTG

Jan
17th

8 Tuck
5 Lumberjacks

Jan 17th - 9:20PM
WABA

8 TCK
5 LMJ

Jan
17th

1 Lumberjacks
12 Gamblers

Jan 24th - 7:55PM
WABA

1 LMJ
12 GMB

Jan
24th

4 Mustangs
3 Tuck

Jan 24th - 9:20PM
WABA

4 MTG
3 TCK

Jan
24th

3 Lumberjacks
7 Whalers

Jan 31st - 7:55PM
WABA

3 LMJ
7 WHL

Jan
31st

5 Gamblers
2 Tuck

Jan 31st - 9:20PM
WABA

5 GMB
2 TCK

Jan
31st

4 Mustangs
6 Lumberjacks

Feb 7th - 7:55PM
WABA

4 MTG
6 LMJ

Feb
7th

2 Tuck
7 Whalers

Feb 7th - 9:20PM
WABA

2 TCK
7 WHL

Feb
7th

2 Mustangs
7 Gamblers

Feb 14th - 7:55PM
WABA

2 MTG
7 GMB

Feb
14th

9 Tuck
2 Lumberjacks

Feb 14th - 9:20PM
WABA

9 TCK
2 LMJ

Feb
14th

1 Whalers
5 Gamblers

Feb 21st - 7:55PM
WABA

1 WHL
5 GMB

Feb
21st

2 Mustangs
8 Tuck

Feb 21st - 9:20PM
WABA

2 MTG
8 TCK

Feb
21st

1 Lumberjacks
3 Gamblers

Feb 28th - 8:00PM
WABA

1 LMJ
3 GMB

Feb
28th

1 Whalers
4 Tuck

Feb 28th - 9:25PM
WABA

1 WHL
4 TCK

Feb
28th

1 Tuck
2 Gamblers

Mar 6th - 9:25PM
WABA

1 TCK
2 GMB

Mar
6th

Whalers

Lumberjacks

January 10th, 2023 - 8:20PM

Union Arena - Woodstock, VT

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Game ID: 1429

Jacks & Whalers Round 3

ODDS:	Lumberjacks by 2
OVER/UNDER:	8.5 Goals

The Lumberjacks have easily managed the Whalers this year, winning both contests; 5-3 and 5-2. The last matchup on December 13th saw the McPotato line of Jordy "McMuffin" McGee, Neil "Big Mac" MacKenzie and Patrick "McRib" McDonough put up 4 goals and 9 points in the 5-2 win. The McPotato line celebrated with a late night drive-thru of McDonald's in West Leb, and spent the next 24 hours on the toilet.

Some other guys from the Jacks also played, but nobody really knows who they are, and they really only did a couple laps out there taking up space. Their goaltender Ryan "The Liberator" Libbey, made 33 saves for the win and was solid in the net despite being listed as 6-0 and only weighing 82 lbs. The least the McPotato line could have done was take Libbey out to Mickey D's after the game.

Since that heartbreaking loss, the Whalers haven't won a game, but to be fair, it's only been 2 games...and they haven't won one yet this season. The Whaler's dismal defense is only outmatched by their dismal offense. Their league worst 2.0 Goals Per Game is embarrassing considering the next worst is the Gamblers at 4.5 GPG. They also have a league worst 5.4 Goals Allowed Per Game, which is slightly worse than Tuck's 5.17 and the Lumberjacks 5.0 GAPG.

The Whaler's Nate "The Ok" Robinson has slipped to second on the team with 5 points, and I just wanted to point that out because when he was leading the team three games ago, he made sure to point that out, now he's pointless in his last 3. Shame on you Robinson. Shame. Chris "Inception" Inserra now leads the team with 6 points.

The Jacks have 3 players in the top 20 in scoring. McGee leads the league with 21pts, #4 is McDonough with 17pts and Jay "The Zamboni" Zanleoni cleans up the ice at #11 with 11 points.

This should be a fun one. Vegas says the Jacks still win by 2. Over Under is 8.5 Goals.

Miracle on Ice....Whalers Finally Win!!!

Do you believe in Miracles?!?!? Seriously...like sea-splitting miracles? If so, then you know there was divine intervention tonight when the UVHL Whalers avoided going 0-9-1 on the season with a 4-3 upset of the Lumberjacks. A Grade-A Miracle.

The Jacks had easily handled the Whalers in their previous two games, but the Whalers made some roster moves, sending Captain/Manager Kelly "The Mouth" Park and starting goaltender Tucker "Big Sexy" Garrity-Hanchett to the minors. That message clearly sparked something in the Whalers who played an excellent game in front of alternate-goaltender Luke "McNuke" McCormick who had 30 saves in the win. The Lumberjack's Ryan "The Liberator" Libbey had 24 saves in the loss, but did come up big on a pair of breakaways to keep his team in it.

It seemed as though the Lumberjacks were a bit lost without their Captain Jay "The Zamboni" Zanleoni who was home preparing for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship in July. Zanleoni performs under the name "DogZilla", you can buy t-shirts and other merchandise at www.JayEatsDogs.com.

A big night for the Whaler's Chris "The Piss" Inserra who had a pair of goals and helper in the win. His game winner with 4:37 to play was a great rush, turning Libbey inside out like a pretzel.

The Lumberjack's Jordy "McToeDrag" McGee was his usual self, putting up a trio of points on a goal and two apples, but couldn't replicate the 7 point night he had last week against Tuck. The Whalers did a good job of keeping McDangles to the outside for most of the night, and his fellow Potato Loving linemates, Pat "McNuggets" McDonough and Neil "Big Mac" MacKenzie were quite.

Overall another fantastic game between the bottom two teams in the UVHL.

Whalers
#	Player	W/L	GA	Saves	Save%
29	McCormick, Luke	W	3	30	0.909
#	Player	G	A	Pts	PIMs
	,	0	1	1	2
69	allen, colston	0	0	0
8	Baker, James	0	0	0	4
13	Bianca, Christopher	0	0	0	2
99	Boonyaharn , Aidan	0	1	1
77	Boonyaharn, Bentley	1	0	1
91	Chiasson, Brandon	1	0	1	2
6	Christian, Scott	0	1	1
17	Inserra, Chris	2	1	3
4	Longfield, Ryan	0	0	0
15	McCormick, James	0	0	0
29	McCormick, Luke	0	0	0
24	Robinson, Nate	0	0	0

Lumberjacks
#	Player	W/L	GA	Saves	Save%
1	Libbey, Ryan	L	4	24	0.857
#	Player	G	A	Pts	PIMs
5	Boccolucci, Alexander	0	0	0
23	Hall, Nick	0	0	0
20	Harris, Anderson	0	0	0
9	Hersey, Reed	0	0	0	2
16	Laperle, Gary	0	1	1	2
1	Libbey, Ryan	0	0	0
22	MacKenzie, Neil	0	0	0
20	McDonough, Patrick	1	0	1	2
8	McGee, Jordan	1	2	3
6	Miraldi, Andrew	0	0	0	2
5	Pierce, Dillan	1	0	1

Team:	Time:	Type:	Player:	Details:
1st PERIOD
WHL	14:33	Penalty	(1)	2 minutes for High Sticking
LMJ	12:54	Goal	(PP)Pierce, Dillan (3)	Assist(s): McGee, Jordan(9) Laperle, Gary(4)
WHL	11:05	Penalty	Baker, James(2)	2 minutes for Hooking
WHL	05:34	Goal	Boonyaharn, Bentley(3)	Assist(s): Inserra, Chris(4)
LMJ	03:22	Goal	McGee, Jordan(14)	Assist(s): none
2nd PERIOD
LMJ	13:23	Penalty	Miraldi, Andrew(1)	2 minutes for Hooking
WHL	12:53	Goal	(PP)Inserra, Chris(4)	Assist(s): Christian, Scott(4) Boonyaharn , Aidan(4)
LMJ	10:27	Penalty	Laperle, Gary(1)	2 minutes for High Sticking
LMJ	10:27	Penalty	McDonough, Patrick(2)	2 minutes for Interference
WHL	08:48	Goal	Chiasson, Brandon(2)	Assist(s): none
WHL	03:05	Penalty	Bianca, Christopher(3)	2 minutes for Roughing (Match)
LMJ	03:05	Penalty	Hersey, Reed(1)	2 minutes for Roughing (Match)
WHL	01:54	Penalty	Baker, James(3)	2 minutes for Crosscheck
WHL	00:55	Penalty	Chiasson, Brandon(2)	2 minutes for Holding
3rd PERIOD
LMJ	12:45	Goal	McDonough, Patrick(11)	Assist(s): McGee, Jordan(10)
WHL	04:37	Goal	Inserra, Chris(5)	Assist(s): none

Game Comments:

LEAGUE PICK 'EM

Whalers

Lumberjacks

PICKS

THREE STARS

Chris Inserra

GOALS: 2
POINTS: 3

Luke McCormick

GA: 3
SAVES: 30
SAVE%: 0.909

Jordan McGee

GOALS: 1
POINTS: 3

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