Round 83 of the Whalers vs. Gamblers rivalry is upon us, and if history is any indicator, the Gamblers have all the chips stacked in their favor. The series stands at a staggering 62-20 in favor of the Gamblers, who look to extend their dominance after a methodical 3-1 win over the Whalers on October 23rd.
The Whalers have been inconsistent this season, balancing moments of brilliance with defensive breakdowns. On the flip side, the Gamblers remain a powerhouse with a deep lineup and Evan “Primetime” Cline anchoring things in net.
This game isn’t just about bragging rights—it’s about climbing the standings. The Whalers sit at 2-2-0, looking to overtake the Gamblers (4-1-0) for first place. Can the Whalers avenge their earlier loss, or will the Gamblers deal them another losing hand?
Team Stats:
Team
W-L-SOL
GF
GA
GD
PP%
PIMs
Assists
Gamblers
4-1-0
17
9
+8
1
30
26
Whalers
2-2-0
20
19
+1
2
10
29
The Gamblers boast a league-best goal differential (+8), while the Whalers have struggled to keep pucks out of their net, allowing 19 goals through four games. This matchup pits the Gamblers' steady defensive play against the Whalers' sometimes frenetic offensive style.
Key Players to Watch:
Gamblers:
Ryan “Thing 2” LaCroix (5 points): The engine of the Gamblers’ offense, LaCroix torched the Whalers for a hat trick in their last meeting and has been a thorn in their side for years.
Evan “Primetime” Cline: Sporting a stellar 1.8 GAA, Cline has been as reliable as Wi-Fi in a coffee shop. If he’s on his game, the Whalers are in for a long night.
Matt “The Milkman” Marrazzo (6 points): Because he always delivers, especially when the Gamblers need a clutch goal.
Whalers:
Dan “The Man” VeNard (6 points): The captain does it all for the Whalers, but his questionable defensive plays have cost his team before. He’ll need to tighten up his game against the Gamblers' relentless forecheck.
Ezra “The Walk” Mock (8 points): Mock is tied for 5th in league scoring and leads the Whalers' attack. He’ll need to bring his A-game to crack Cline’s armor.
Jered “The Conman” Condon: The Whalers’ netminder was sharp in the last meeting but will want a few of those goals back. Look for him to rebound in a big way.
Quotes from Around the League:
Evan Cline: “They call me ‘Primetime’ for a reason. I’ll let my pads do the talking.”
Dan VeNard: “We’ve got something special planned for the Gamblers tonight. Spoiler: it’s effort.”
Topo LaCroix: “Thing 2 is the star, but Thing 1’s got some tricks left, too. Watch out, Whalers.”
Odds & Predictions:
Moneyline: Gamblers -175, Whalers +140
Over/Under: 6.5 goals
Prop Bets:
Ryan “Thing 2” LaCroix to score 2+ goals (+250)
Ezra “The Walk” Mock to record 3+ points (+200)
Evan “Primetime” Cline to make 30+ saves (+180)
Prediction: The Whalers’ firepower will make this a close game, but the Gamblers’ balanced attack and Cline’s goaltending give them the edge. Final score prediction: Gamblers 4, Whalers 2.
Storylines to Watch:
Can the Whalers Solve Cline? The Whalers fired 23 shots in the last meeting but could only beat Cline once. Mock and VeNard need to find ways to generate high-danger chances.
Gamblers’ Transition Game: The LaCroix brothers, along with Max Woods, thrive on creating offense from turnovers. Can the Whalers avoid gifting them scoring opportunities?
Discipline or Disaster: The Whalers have the best power play in the league, and the Gamblers can’t afford to give them chances with lazy penalties.
Final Word:
The Whalers have shown they can hang with the Gamblers, but history—and the Gamblers’ top-end talent—suggests they’ll have the upper hand again. Expect an intense game full of turnovers, trash talk, and maybe even a scuffle or two. Don’t blink, UVHL fans—this one should be electric! ????
Whalers Shock the World with Shootout Win.
Game Recap: Whalers 4, Gamblers 3 (SO) Date: December 4th, 2024 Location: Gambler Ice Arena
Shorthanded Whalers Stun Gamblers in Shootout Thriller
The Whalers (3-2-1) pulled off a shocking shootout victory over the heavily favored Gamblers (4-1-1) in a game that will be remembered for gutsy play, heroic goaltending, and just the right amount of chaos. Missing key players, including the Boonyaharn brothers, Ezra Mock, and most of their defensive core, the Whalers dressed just eight skaters but still managed to outlast the Gamblers.
The victory was sealed by Dan “Fenton the Menace” Fenton, whose slick forehand-backhand move in the shootout put the Gamblers to bed and sent Whalers fans into a frenzy.
1st Period: Trading Goals and Gaffes
The Whalers didn’t let their shorthanded status slow them down, striking first in a wild opening period:
1-0 Whalers (14:47):Zach “The Tinder Tickler” Aher made a gift-wrapped turnover to start the game, leading to Ean “It Ain’t” Small setting up Ben “The Roux Chef” Rouillard for an easy tap-in. Cline could only shake his head in disbelief, muttering something about "needing a refund on his defense."
The Gamblers bounced back with their signature blend of chaos and brute force:
1-1 Gamblers (8:47): A HORRENDOUS rebound from Jered “The Barrel Roll” Condon landed on the stick of Luke Webster, who bullied his way past Dan “The Man” VeNard to bury the equalizer. It was the kind of goal that makes highlight reels—for all the wrong reasons.
2-1 Gamblers (6:31):Billy “The Rivet” Rivellini broke in alone, faked forehand, and slid to his backhand for a goal so smooth that Condon might’ve been spinning in slow motion. By the time Condon finished his dramatic “barrel roll save attempt,” Rivellini was already sipping water on the bench.
The Whalers refused to go quietly:
2-2 Whalers (1:32): VeNard redeemed himself with a beautiful cross-ice feed to Rouillard, who netted his second of the game.
End of the 1st: Whalers 2, Gamblers 2 Shots: Whalers 14, Gamblers 18
2nd Period: Goalie Showdown
The second period turned into a battle of the netminders, with both Cline and Condon stepping up:
Condon made huge saves on Spencer “The Flying Hawaiian” Zaha, Rivellini, and Matty “The Milkman” Marrazzo, showing flashes of brilliance amidst his earlier chaos.
Cline stood tall against multiple breakaways, including Dan “The Feline” Fenton’s partial 2-on-0 and a point-blank shot from Small.
The Whalers took the lead late in the period:
3-2 Whalers (2:23):Nate “Sniper” Robinson won a faceoff cleanly, and after a chaotic bounce in the slot, Robinson regained possession and fired high glove side to beat Cline.
The Gamblers couldn’t convert on their only power play of the game, managing zero shots while the Whalers somehow controlled play shorthanded.
End of the 2nd: Whalers 3, Gamblers 2 Shots: Whalers 30, Gamblers 32
3rd Period: Gamblers Fight Back
The Gamblers tied the game midway through the third:
3-3 Gamblers (11:07): Off a faceoff win, Ray “The Rocket” Nolan’s point shot ricocheted off the end boards to Aaron “Damn Man” Damren, who tapped it past Condon, who seemed to momentarily forget how to move laterally.
The Whalers nearly stole the game late when VeNard set up Rouillard for a one-timer that Cline somehow snagged with a diving glove save.
End of Regulation: Whalers 3, Gamblers 3 Shots: Whalers 44, Gamblers 47
Shootout: Fenton Steals the Show
The shootout was a tense, back-and-forth affair until Dan “Fenton the Menace” Fenton ended it with authority:
Ben “The Roux Chef” Rouillard – 2 goals, 1 assist, and the heart of the Whalers’ attack.
Jered “The Barrel Roll” Condon – 44 saves, countless acrobatics, and a perfect shootout performance.
Dan “Fenton the Menace” Fenton – Shootout hero and general chaos agent.
Post-Game Quotes:
Cline: “We gave them everything, including the win.”
Condon: “The barrel roll worked... eventually.”
VeNard: “We had 8 skaters and still made them look bad. Call us the Mighty Eight.”
The Aftermath:
The Whalers proved that heart and hustle can sometimes outshine depth, while the Gamblers were left to rue missed chances and lackluster special teams. This one goes down as a moral victory for the Whalers—and a wake-up call for the Gamblers.
Moral of the night: Never count out a team with Rouillard, VeNard, and a goalie willing to risk it all on a barrel roll.