THE

UPPER VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE

3 Lumberjacks
7 Gamblers

Oct 16th - 7:55PM
WABA

3 LMJ
7 GMB

Oct
16th

3 Mustangs
5 Tuck

Oct 16th - 9:20PM
WABA

3 MTG
5 TCK

Oct
16th

3 Gamblers
1 Whalers

Oct 23rd - 7:55PM
WABA

3 GMB
1 WHL

Oct
23rd

5 Tuck
4 Lumberjacks

Oct 23rd - 9:20PM
WABA

5 TCK
4 LMJ

Oct
23rd

4 Mustangs
8 Whalers

Oct 30th - 7:55PM
WABA

4 MTG
8 WHL

Oct
30th

1 Tuck
2 Gamblers

Oct 30th - 9:20PM
WABA

1 TCK
2 GMB

Oct
30th

2 Mustangs
4 Lumberjacks

Nov 6th - 7:55PM
WABA

2 MTG
4 LMJ

Nov
6th

6 Whalers
3 Tuck

Nov 6th - 9:20PM
WABA

6 WHL
3 TCK

Nov
6th

1 Lumberjacks
5 Gamblers

Nov 13th - 7:55PM
WABA

1 LMJ
5 GMB

Nov
13th

1 Tuck
4 Mustangs

Nov 13th - 9:20PM
WABA

1 TCK
4 MTG

Nov
13th

Gamblers
Mustangs

Nov 20th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 GMB
0 MTG

Nov
20th

Lumberjacks
Whalers

Nov 20th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 LMJ
0 WHL

Nov
20th

Mustangs
Lumberjacks

Dec 4th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 MTG
0 LMJ

Dec
4th

Gamblers
Whalers

Dec 4th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 GMB
0 WHL

Dec
4th

Gamblers
Lumberjacks

Dec 11th - 8:20PM
WABA

0 GMB
0 LMJ

Dec
11th

Whalers
Mustangs

Dec 11th - 9:45PM
WABA

0 WHL
0 MTG

Dec
11th

Whalers
Lumberjacks

Dec 18th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 WHL
0 LMJ

Dec
18th

Mustangs
Gamblers

Dec 18th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 MTG
0 GMB

Dec
18th

Mustangs
Whalers

Jan 8th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 MTG
0 WHL

Jan
8th

Lumberjacks
Tuck

Jan 8th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 LMJ
0 TCK

Jan
8th

Lumberjacks
Whalers

Jan 15th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 LMJ
0 WHL

Jan
15th

Tuck
Gamblers

Jan 15th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 TCK
0 GMB

Jan
15th

Gamblers
Mustangs

Jan 22nd - 7:55PM
WABA

0 GMB
0 MTG

Jan
22nd

Whalers
Tuck

Jan 22nd - 9:20PM
WABA

0 WHL
0 TCK

Jan
22nd

Gamblers
Lumberjacks

Jan 29th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 GMB
0 LMJ

Jan
29th

Mustangs
Tuck

Jan 29th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 MTG
0 TCK

Jan
29th

Whalers
Gamblers

Feb 5th - 7:55PM

0 WHL
0 GMB

Feb
5th

Tuck
Lumberjacks

Feb 5th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 TCK
0 LMJ

Feb
5th

Whalers
Mustangs

Feb 12th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 WHL
0 MTG

Feb
12th

Tuck
Gamblers

Feb 12th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 TCK
0 GMB

Feb
12th

Lumberjacks
Mustangs

Feb 19th - 7:55PM
WABA

0 LMJ
0 MTG

Feb
19th

Whalers
Tuck

Feb 19th - 9:20PM
WABA

0 WHL
0 TCK

Feb
19th

Whalers

Lumberjacks

January 10th, 2023 - 8:20PM

Union Arena - Woodstock, VT

Pre-Game

Recap

Box Score

Discussion

Game ID: 1429

Jacks & Whalers Round 3

ODDS:	Lumberjacks by 2
OVER/UNDER:	8.5 Goals

The Lumberjacks have easily managed the Whalers this year, winning both contests; 5-3 and 5-2. The last matchup on December 13th saw the McPotato line of Jordy "McMuffin" McGee, Neil "Big Mac" MacKenzie and Patrick "McRib" McDonough put up 4 goals and 9 points in the 5-2 win. The McPotato line celebrated with a late night drive-thru of McDonald's in West Leb, and spent the next 24 hours on the toilet.

Some other guys from the Jacks also played, but nobody really knows who they are, and they really only did a couple laps out there taking up space. Their goaltender Ryan "The Liberator" Libbey, made 33 saves for the win and was solid in the net despite being listed as 6-0 and only weighing 82 lbs. The least the McPotato line could have done was take Libbey out to Mickey D's after the game.

Since that heartbreaking loss, the Whalers haven't won a game, but to be fair, it's only been 2 games...and they haven't won one yet this season. The Whaler's dismal defense is only outmatched by their dismal offense. Their league worst 2.0 Goals Per Game is embarrassing considering the next worst is the Gamblers at 4.5 GPG. They also have a league worst 5.4 Goals Allowed Per Game, which is slightly worse than Tuck's 5.17 and the Lumberjacks 5.0 GAPG.

The Whaler's Nate "The Ok" Robinson has slipped to second on the team with 5 points, and I just wanted to point that out because when he was leading the team three games ago, he made sure to point that out, now he's pointless in his last 3. Shame on you Robinson. Shame. Chris "Inception" Inserra now leads the team with 6 points.

The Jacks have 3 players in the top 20 in scoring. McGee leads the league with 21pts, #4 is McDonough with 17pts and Jay "The Zamboni" Zanleoni cleans up the ice at #11 with 11 points.

This should be a fun one. Vegas says the Jacks still win by 2. Over Under is 8.5 Goals.

Miracle on Ice....Whalers Finally Win!!!

Do you believe in Miracles?!?!? Seriously...like sea-splitting miracles? If so, then you know there was divine intervention tonight when the UVHL Whalers avoided going 0-9-1 on the season with a 4-3 upset of the Lumberjacks. A Grade-A Miracle.

The Jacks had easily handled the Whalers in their previous two games, but the Whalers made some roster moves, sending Captain/Manager Kelly "The Mouth" Park and starting goaltender Tucker "Big Sexy" Garrity-Hanchett to the minors. That message clearly sparked something in the Whalers who played an excellent game in front of alternate-goaltender Luke "McNuke" McCormick who had 30 saves in the win. The Lumberjack's Ryan "The Liberator" Libbey had 24 saves in the loss, but did come up big on a pair of breakaways to keep his team in it.

It seemed as though the Lumberjacks were a bit lost without their Captain Jay "The Zamboni" Zanleoni who was home preparing for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship in July. Zanleoni performs under the name "DogZilla", you can buy t-shirts and other merchandise at www.JayEatsDogs.com.

A big night for the Whaler's Chris "The Piss" Inserra who had a pair of goals and helper in the win. His game winner with 4:37 to play was a great rush, turning Libbey inside out like a pretzel.

The Lumberjack's Jordy "McToeDrag" McGee was his usual self, putting up a trio of points on a goal and two apples, but couldn't replicate the 7 point night he had last week against Tuck. The Whalers did a good job of keeping McDangles to the outside for most of the night, and his fellow Potato Loving linemates, Pat "McNuggets" McDonough and Neil "Big Mac" MacKenzie were quite.

Overall another fantastic game between the bottom two teams in the UVHL.

Whalers
#	Player	W/L	GA	Saves	Save%
1	McCormick, Luke	W	3	30	0.909
#	Player	G	A	Pts	PIMs
	,	0	1	1	2
69	allen, colston	0	0	0
8	Baker, James	0	0	0	4
13	Bianca, Christopher	0	0	0	2
99	Boonyaharn , Aidan	0	1	1
77	Boonyaharn, Bentley	1	0	1
91	Chiasson, Brandon	1	0	1	2
6	Christian, Scott	0	1	1
17	Inserra, Chris	2	1	3
4	Longfield, Ryan	0	0	0
15	McCormick, James	0	0	0
1	McCormick, Luke	0	0	0
24	Robinson, Nate	0	0	0

Lumberjacks
#	Player	W/L	GA	Saves	Save%
1	Libbey, Ryan	L	4	24	0.857
#	Player	G	A	Pts	PIMs
5	Boccolucci, Alexander	0	0	0
33	Hall, Nick	0	0	0
20	Harris, Anderson	0	0	0
9	Hersey, Reed	0	0	0	2
0	Laperle, Gary	0	1	1	2
1	Libbey, Ryan	0	0	0
22	MacKenzie, Neil	0	0	0
20	McDonough, Patrick	1	0	1	2
10	McGee, Jordan	1	2	3
0	Miraldi, Andrew	0	0	0	2
6	Pierce, Dillan	1	0	1

Team:	Time:	Type:	Player:	Details:
1st PERIOD
WHL	14:33	Penalty	(1)	2 minutes for High Sticking
LMJ	12:54	Goal	(PP)Pierce, Dillan (3)	Assist(s): McGee, Jordan(9) Laperle, Gary(4)
WHL	11:05	Penalty	Baker, James(2)	2 minutes for Hooking
WHL	05:34	Goal	Boonyaharn, Bentley(3)	Assist(s): Inserra, Chris(4)
LMJ	03:22	Goal	McGee, Jordan(14)	Assist(s): none
2nd PERIOD
LMJ	13:23	Penalty	Miraldi, Andrew(1)	2 minutes for Hooking
WHL	12:53	Goal	(PP)Inserra, Chris(4)	Assist(s): Christian, Scott(4) Boonyaharn , Aidan(4)
LMJ	10:27	Penalty	Laperle, Gary(1)	2 minutes for High Sticking
LMJ	10:27	Penalty	McDonough, Patrick(2)	2 minutes for Interference
WHL	08:48	Goal	Chiasson, Brandon(2)	Assist(s): none
WHL	03:05	Penalty	Bianca, Christopher(3)	2 minutes for Roughing (Match)
LMJ	03:05	Penalty	Hersey, Reed(1)	2 minutes for Roughing (Match)
WHL	01:54	Penalty	Baker, James(3)	2 minutes for Crosscheck
WHL	00:55	Penalty	Chiasson, Brandon(2)	2 minutes for Holding
3rd PERIOD
LMJ	12:45	Goal	McDonough, Patrick(11)	Assist(s): McGee, Jordan(10)
WHL	04:37	Goal	Inserra, Chris(5)	Assist(s): none

Game Comments:

LEAGUE PICK 'EM

Whalers

Lumberjacks

0 PICKS

THREE STARS

Chris Inserra

GOALS: 2
POINTS: 3

Luke McCormick

GA: 3
SAVES: 30
SAVE%: 0.909

Jordan McGee

GOALS: 1
POINTS: 3

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