UPPER VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE

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Potter rolls......right through the lowly NorLeafs, 6-2.

Spring was in the air, as Potter seemed to have a bit of an extra spring in their step and the NorLeafs looked like a bunch of partially retarded transvestites who thought they were playing basketball. It's true, oh so very very true. And the NorLeafs are now overly sensitive, as one of their assistant to the assistant water-bottle fillers, Sean "Handy-man Smurf" Casavant was overheard saying "It's just not SMURFY when you come off the ice and someone tells you that you messed up. I just want to go out and have a SMURFALICIOUS time, it's just not fun if you get SMURFED at over and over again. If I SMURF UP, I know I SMURFED UP. Like that time Gargamel and Asriel were chasing me because I SMURFED UP and I SMURFITY SNEEZED when we were taking a SMURFY walk by Gargamel's house. It would be SMURFTASTIC if Kelly wouldn't say anything that was less than SMURFY to me during the game." Park, quickly retorted, "Then don't SMURF UP repeatedly, you short stack of pancakes." Ok, I didn't say that, but it would have been AWESOME if I DID!!

Overall it was another dominating performance by a Potter team that is picking up speed heading into the playoffs. Potter was powered again by the return of Trey "Big" Schaft as both he and Dan "The Danimal" Ammel contributed two goals to the effort. Anthony "Sugar" Shaw was superb with a goal and 2 assists and Dan "Magenta" McGee had 3 helpers on the day. And of course McDermott's love-child, "Steamboat" Willy Meyer was devastating for the opposing defenseman as he skated circles around McDermott, or shall we call him "The Blue Cheese Volcano". Meyer contributed a goal, an assist and exhausting the opposition. One Nordique player was quoted saying, "I can't wait until Mud League is over so that I don't have to play against him anymore."

The NorLeaf's goaltending was subpar as Johnny "Triple T (The Terrible Temper)" Turner looked uncomfortable in net as he is trying to figure out what his defenseman are trying to do out there half the time, as well as trying to do too much by playing both shooter & the open man. Potter received some excellent goaltending from local high school star "The Kid" Potter.

Due to some RETAHHHHDED scorekeeping from Dan "The Reeetahd" Charette, our scoresheet didn't have any times on it, but he did keep track of shots & some game notes. The most notable, is in the 1st period where Charette wrote "1st period, 1 second in......PARK SUCKS!" That about sums it up. Willy Meyer did break the tie at some point in the first: "McD gets BURNT by his 1st love, Meyer. Meyer then slips one past JT on the right side." "The first period was Back-n-Forth between the two teams, but Potter was definitely the better team in the first despite only having a 1-0 lead." "The Nord's should THANK JT after that first period as well." Potter outshot the NorLeafs 12-9 in the first.

END OF THE FIRST: Potter 1, NorLeafs 0
SAVES: Potter(PTR) 9, Turner(NOR) 12

The Nordiques tied the game up at one apiece, early in the first as Park finished a Joey "The Mute" Hayes pass at the top of the crease. Charette put it so kindly as to say "Park gets a JUNK goal and his TAMPON FALLS OUT." Potter bounced back shortly thereafter on an Anthony SHaw goal, assisted by McGee & Dougy "The Lightweight" Heavisides. Trey Schaft put Potter up for good with a goal just a couple minutes later as he stormed down the far boards and fired a wobbly slap shot up over the shoulder of a downed Turner. A few minutes later Charette commented "Marshy passes ONCE in his life, and Park can't put it home!!!" Yes, I remember that.....I SUCK.

Schaft added his 2nd of the night to put Potter up 4-1, Charette says "JT gets Schooled and Schaft gets a Garbage Goal.......The Nords should STOP thanking JT."

END OF THE SECOND: Potter 4, NorLeafs 1
SAVES: Potter(PTR) 6, Turner(NOR) 11

Charette quickly stated in the 3rd period "Park Sucks!!!!", "BORING, Both teams coast, because the Nordiques SUCK!" And he was right, as the scoring in the 3rd came late in the period behind 2 "Danimal" goals & a VERY VERY VERY Rare goal from the Smurf Captain, Sean Casavant. Ammel's first goal was amazing, as Willy Meyer broke down the near boards, the Nordiques Point Guard defenseman.......6 foot 10 inch "Good Luck" Chuck Gaede, went hard to Meyer, leaving Ammel streaking into the zone all alone. Meyer' had to make the hard pass which Ammel took and fired in one swift movement, firing it high over Turner whose only option was two-pad stack across the crease. Casavant brought the Nords back within 3 on a breakaway where he was firing upper right corner and missed by a couple of inches.....going five-hole along the ice.

END OF THE THIRD: Potter 6, Nordiques 2
SAVES: Potter(PTR) 6, Turner(NOR) 12

 

Team:	Time:	Type:	Player:	Details:
1st PERIOD
PTR	08:23	Goal	Meyer, Will(6)	Assist(s): McGee, Dan(1) Shaw, Anthony(2)
2nd PERIOD
NDQ	11:54	Goal	Park, Kelly(2)	Assist(s): Hayes, Joe(3)
PTR	09:10	Goal	Shaw, Anthony(1)	Assist(s): McGee, Dan(2) Heavisides, Douglas(2)
PTR	07:39	Goal	Schaft, Trey(2)	Assist(s): none
PTR	06:28	Goal	Schaft, Trey(3)	Assist(s): McGee, Dan(3)
PTR	03:01	Penalty	McGee, Dan(2)	2 minutes for Hooking
3rd PERIOD
PTR	10:11	Goal	Ammel, Robert(6)	Assist(s): Meyer, Will(9) Shaw, Anthony(3)
NDQ	08:27	Penalty	Gaede, Chuck(3)	2 minutes for Tripping
NDQ	04:55	Goal	Casavant, Sean(1)	Assist(s): none
PTR	03:10	Goal	Ammel, Robert(7)	Assist(s): Heavisides, Douglas(3)

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hkydoc WRJ, VT Registered: Jan 2004 Posts: 517	That write-up was RETAAHHHHDED! Apr 22nd, 2008 12:19 AM Nice job, boys! Charette dumbed it down and made some funny comments, too! Park was on the rip and went on a rant on the bench, in the locker room, and in the write-up! GO NORLEAFS! We all make the playoffs, and anyone can win!