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UPPER VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE

November 27th, 2007 - 6:30PM
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Game ID: 426

Nordiques ride a 4 goal first to a 7-5 win over SINKING Brew Crew.

The Nordiques(3-4-0) hosted the Brewers(4-2-1) in the early game of week 8. Both teams were coming off of back to back losses and needed a jump start to get their seasons back on track. The Nordiques were looking to find some offense since they were only averaging 3.0 goals per game on the season, while the Brewers were looking for some defense & goaltending, having given up 13 goals against in their past 2.

The first period started off slow,while both teams were feeling each out out, not trying to make any mistakes. The Nordiques struck first with 9:22 remaining as Kelly "ZERO GOALS AGAINST" Park carried the puck through the neutral zone and gave Davey "Quick Sand" Willis a drop pass at the blue line. Willis made a quick move and dished to Poli "THE NIGHTMARE" Nightingale all alone at the far side of the slot. The Nightmare beat Petey "The Shooter Tutor's Red Headed Step Child" Bartline blocker side with what seemed to be a time stopping flutter puckin' 3.5 MPH shot.

The teams battled for the next 8 minutes without any results until the Nords cashed in with 3 goals in the last 1 one minute and 21 seconds. Tommy "I don't know his last name" New Guy cashed in on a wide open net when Danny "Frodo Baggins" Jones found him all alone in front. Roger "AARP Card Carrier" Phillips buried a pass from "The New Guy" with just under a minute to go. With only 1.6 seconds remaining in the period, everyone on the ice just gave up as they saw Dr. Shawn "McWhistleBlower" McDermott get the puck at the point, thinking that he woulld obviously not do anything productive with it. I saw McDermott & Bartline lock gazes as McDermott teed up with a purpose......to score his first goal ever as a man. Shawn did have 547 goals as a woman in the early 90's. McBuffaloWings wound up, unobstructed with a clear view of that giant sieve bag Bartline and let one rip right off the glove side post and in. I would like to point out that Bartline saw it all the way, he just couldn't catch up to it. I would also like to add that McDermott pulled a statue of liberty after scoring that goal......I know it's your first goal since the mid-90's but come on.....it was only the first period.....kind of lame! End of the first 4-0 Nordiques. SHOTS: Nordiques 11, Brewers 6.

The Brewers came out flying at the beginning of the first and capitalized when Drew "Captain Turnover" Crapser tried to make a pass from the far corner to his defensive partner behind the net. The puck hit the side of the net, where Chris "Rut-Vegas' Own" Adams picked up the puck and easily wrapped it in on a confused, bewildered & pissed John "Anger Management" Turner. The Brewers got within 2 on another Nords defenseman turnover when Adrien "The Mullet" Melrose flubbed a pass at central ice. Nick "Isaac's Arch-Nemesis" Bayley picked up the puck, danced around at the top of the Nords zone and fired a shot through a screen, beating Turner low stick side.

The Nordiques got back on track with 6:39 remaining when Ian "Midas Touch" Coates rushed in with "The New Guy" on a 2 on 1. "The New Guy" dished it to Coates at the top of the crease, where he tipped the puck towards the net, roofing it over a downed Bartline. "The New Guy" had another nice assist when he found "The Mullet" alone in front just 41 seconds later to put the Nords up 6-2. Christian "Bayley's Nemesis" Isaac beat Turner upper deck, blocker side with 3:40 remaining in the period on a nice pass from the Brew Meister Brian Walsh. End of the second, 6-3 Nords. SHOTS: Nordiques 26 Brewers 16

In terms of hockey play, the 3rd period was pretty uneventful.....but in terms of team mates going at one another like some catty little bitches, well then it was right up there with some of the best catty bitch teammate fights. This reporter did not have the enjoyment of seeing Bayley & Isaac almost exchange punches on their own bench over some stupid line change issue, but I wish I had. Apparently they sat on either side of Mike "The Trike" Hickey and argued over who was going to talk to him. Ah, cat fights RULE. Can't we all just get along? If those two could just play hockey together, they'd be nasty, oh well, helps out my team!

On a high note, Baily managed to score twice in 14 seconds to bring the Brewers with one goal and 2:58 remaining. On the first one Bailey "danced through middle - between 2 people, [and beat Turner] glove side." (per the score keepers written re-canting of the play. The second one came on another Drew "Captain Turnover" Crapser turnover, where Bayley intercepted a pass walked to the front of the net where Turner came out to challenge him. Bayley let go a quick shot which he FLUBBED and it accidentally dribbled between Turner's 5-hole. Tao "The Slash" Smith put the game out of reach with 43 seconds remaining buy burying a hail mary open netter. End of regulation, Nords 7-5. SHOTS: Nordiques 33, Brewers 25.
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THREE STARS

Tommy Girard

GOALS: 1
POINTS: 4

Nick Bayley

GOALS: 3
POINTS: 3

Roger Phillips

GOALS: 1
POINTS: 2

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