UPPER VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE

ODDS:	Brewers by 1 goal
OVER/UNDER:	11.5 goals

The Brewers host the Bruins in the middle game tonight and it should be a good one. The Brewers are coming off of a 7-5 loss to the Kingers, 3-2 Shootout win over the Leafs and a 5-4 Shootout loss to Tuck. They have NOT been playing their best hockey by a long shot and look to right that ship tonight.

The Bruins on the other hand are coming off a DOMINANT 9-3 win over the Maple Leafs, a 5-4 loss to the Nords & a 4-3 loss to the Kingers. They have played 3 strong games in a row and look to continue their success tonight. Matty "The Reach" Marrazzo has emerged as a UVHL superstar and like Tom Brady has finally found someone to play with in Stevie "Geebies" Geiger & Jordan "Local Legend" McGee.

The Brewers need to put back their dangerous line of "Tunnel-Vision" Isaac, "McWontPass" Bayley & "Old As Dirt" Sorrentino. With Isaac & Bayley together, they are able to wear a team down with their puck control. They were most effective at the beginning of the season when guys were bitching to play with their man-crush, Bayley.

The Bruins need to continue to stay out of the penalty box and support their first line. the more time that they keep Marrazzo-McGee-Geiger on the ice at full strength the more scoring chances they will get.

Petey Bartline needs to get back to form in the net and control his rebounds, come out of the net and challenge shooters. He also needs to focus on hockey and give up on the dream about losing his virginity. The Bruins John "Wall of mushy puck eating flesh" Chamberlain needs to talk to his team about all of the rubber he has eaten this season, turning away an AVERAGE of 36 shots per game.

My prediction, Brewers 6-5. Bayley 3 goals, Marrazzo, 2 goals 1 assist.

McCabe FINALLY learns how to score in 6-5 loss to Bruins.

The 2-4-0 Bruins welcomed the 4-1-1 Brewers into their building tonight and then decided to turn the tables and knock them down a few steps. The Brew crew were coming off of a TRAGIC 7-5 loss to the Storm Kings that is comparable to Pearl Harbor, Hurricane Katrina & the Bubonic Plague, were looking to get back on track......but without resident scoring stud, Nicholas "Dr. McOneManShow" Bayley. The Bruins, who were coming off of a monster 9-3 win over the Leafs, were looking to stay on track, stay out of the penalty box and stay away from captain Greg Hadley's infected parts.

The first period was a chess like battle with sticks and a puck until the Bruins finally broke through 9 minutes in as Matty "Hadley's Man Crush" Marrazzo broke into the offensive zone with Tyson Seeley. Marrazzo fed a sweet backhand pass through the defenders legs to a wide open Seeley who roofed the puck over a 2-pad-stackin' Petey "Captain Rebound" Bartline. Just over 2 minutes later, while the two teams played a little bit 'O 4 on 4 hockey, Christian "The One Man Show" Isaac carried the puck into the zone up the far boards, cut back and fed a streaking Sean "Offensively Inept" McCabe. McCabe threw a vicious shoulder fake at the Bruins defenseman, causing him to just stand there in awe with a tear in his eye, then McCabe proceeded to beat Johnny "Big Boy" Chamberlain over the glove side pad with hard back-hand. Danny "The Chain-Smoking Yoga Queen" Clabough took a pass from Marrazzo who was being absolutely pestered by Chris "TURTLE" Johnson. Both Johnson & the Brewers defenseman went to Marrazzo who fed another beautiful backhand pass to Clabough. Danny tookt he pass on his forehand, cut back across the crease on his backhand and slid it past a laid out Bartleby with just 46 seconds remaining in the period. After the first period, Bruins 2, Brew Crew 1. SHOTS: Bruins 13, Brewers 8.

The Brewers tied the game just 55 seconds into the 2nd period on a couple of nice plays by the oldest man in the state of Vermont, Al "Dirty Old Man" Sorrentino. Al picked up a loose puck in the Neutral Zone, chipped it between a defenders legs and passed it Chris Adams at the Blue Line. Adams cut to the outside and fed a nice pass back across the crease to Sorrentin, who in turn chipped it back to the top of the crease and a wide open Isaac....with Chamberlain down and out. John McGee put the Bruins up 3-2 with 5 minutes remaining on a nice cross from Scotty "Goontown" Fraser. End of two, 3-2 Bruins. SHOTS: Bruins 33 Brewers 16.

McCabe continued his ass lucky night just 2:36 into the 3rd as he blasted a shot from the point through the gaping 5-HOLE on Chambo. Matty Marrazzo teeter-tottered the score back in favor of the Bruins just 40 seconds later sniping the top right corner from the near circle. Chris Johnson re-tied the game at 4 apiece with a one-timer from who else, Seany "Miracle" McCabe. With just under 2 minutes remaining, Greg "Crab Man" Hadley cashed in on a garbage goal off of a "Goontown" rebound to re-teeter-totter the lead back in favor of the Bruins. Christian Isaac re-re-re-re-re-tied the game at 5-5 just 49 seconds later off of a "Magic Time" McCabe rebound. The Brewers were reveling just a bit too much on their ability to repetitively tie the game up, but were caught sleeping very quickly as Reid Hersey picked up a turnover at the blue line and rushed in 2 on 1. With Chris Johnson the only man back for the Brewers, Hersey let CJ back right into his own netminder, fired a shot, picked up his own rebound and sunk it top corner on a downed Bartline.

End of regulation, 6-5 Bruins. SHOTS: Bruins 44, Brewers 33

 

Team:	Time:	Type:	Player:	Details:
GMB	00:00	Goal	Seely, Tyson(1)	Assist(s): Marrazzo, Matt(1) Clabough, Daniel(1)
BRE	00:00	Goal	McCabe, Sean(1)	Assist(s): Isaac, Christian(1) Bouchard, Henry(1)
GMB	00:00	Goal	Clabough, Daniel(1)	Assist(s): Marrazzo, Matt(1) McGee, Jordan(1)
BRE	00:00	Goal	Isaac, Christian(1)	Assist(s): Sorrentino, Alfonse(1) Adams, Chris(1)
GMB	00:00	Goal	McGee, John(1)	Assist(s): Fraser, Scott(1)
BRE	00:00	Goal	McCabe, Sean(1)	Assist(s): none
GMB	00:00	Goal	Marrazzo, Matt(1)	Assist(s): McGee, Jordan(1) Clabough, Daniel(1)
BRE	00:00	Goal	Johnson, Chris(1)	Assist(s): McCabe, Sean(1)
GMB	00:00	Goal	Hadley, Gregory(1)	Assist(s): Fraser, Scott(1)
BRE	00:00	Goal	Isaac, Christian(1)	Assist(s): McCabe, Sean(1) Bouchard, Henry(1)
GMB	00:00	Goal	Hersey, Reid(1)	Assist(s): Weglarz, Mark(1)
GMB	00:00	Penalty	Chamberlain, John(1)	2 minutes for Tripping
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Poirier, Garren(1)	2 minutes for Hooking
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Calder, Kevin(1)	2 minutes for Tripping
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Poirier, Garren(1)	2 minutes for Hooking
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Poirier, Garren(1)	2 minutes for Holding
GMB	00:00	Penalty	Hersey, Reid(1)	2 minutes for Tripping
GMB	00:00	Penalty	Harrington, Mike(1)	2 minutes for Tripping
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Bouchard, Henry(1)	2 minutes for Roughing
GMB	00:00	Penalty	McGee, Jordan(1)	2 minutes for Roughing
GMB	00:00	Penalty	Fraser, Scott(1)	2 minutes for Tripping
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Poirier, Garren(1)	2 minutes for Interference

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